We are sat here, together, trying to figure out what to do. She wonāt let me in; itās driving me crazy. It doesnāt seem to matter what I do, itās wrong. If it werenāt for the fact she is so small and fragile I would get violent, but what would that achieve? I drink my coffee, and gaze out into the sunshine; it really canāt be that difficult, Iām sure Iām right. I text hubby for some help/advice āThelma has lost it again and wonāt cooperate⦠Iām so frustrated I want to scream!ā Sheās becoming my new best friend; I donāt want to hurt herā¦
I know what youāre thinking. Iām sat in my smart MINI convertible, roof down of course, contemplating something dramatic over the edge of a cliff. Yes, my week has not been the greatest, but there is no way I could do that to such a cool ride, āMercuryā as my dream car is known. Who is Thelma then, I hear you ask, and whatās her problem? If I told you that Thelma is only 2 months old, approximately 7ins x 5ins in size, is gold in colour, with a chocolate brown exterior, and goes everywhere with me now, would you get it? Well, sheās my new iPad mini that my hubby has affectionately named Thelma ā that shows our age! I have considered having a young Brad Pitt as my lock screen for the full effect, but honestly, heās never really done it for me Iām afraid, good actor, good looking and all that, but doesnāt blow my skirt up.
So whatās her problem? Well, my very technically minded and security conscious hubby has made sure that Thelma keeps all her secrets safe under lock and key, by installing 1Password for me. All very well and good because I used to be a hackerās dream; same password for everything, and not a very imaginative one at that. Now I can have all kinds of elaborate combinations of letters, symbols and numbers that I donāt need to remember ā I only need to remember one. Now, I swear I was putting in the right combination, but could I access 1Password? No! Ok, so it wasnāt technically Thelmaās fault, and hubby came to the rescue in the end, but I will still maintain I was right!
What else have I been up to this weekā¦
At the end of last week hubby and I had not one but two date nights. Dinner with friends while all our kids bounced around at gymnastics for 3 hours. Then, an evening at the ballet, all male drag kinda thingā hilarious! Check out Les Ballets Trockadero de Monte Carlo if you ever get the chance.
Nearly set my neck at the climbing wall when I slipped off while on auto belay, and scared the hell out of myself. Also really strained my arm that was already strained from something so long ago I canāt remember but I keep pretending itās fine. Needles in the bicep as a result of my stupidity produced some rather choice words.
We finally tackled the playroom and had the grandmother of all hoy outs!
I gave my lovely cleaner a long overdue pay rise because Iām nice like that⦠sometimes.
Made two pairs of curtains for a friend, and two Valentine cards ā one for me to give hubby and the other for him to give me. I know that sounds sad but the shop ones are expensive and nauseous, he likes my cards so why not?
Popped over the border to pick up a parcel and embarrassed the customs officer when he asked me my occupation, and then what I was picking up⦠āErotic romance writer⦠and womenās lingerieā hehe!
Of course all of this is between dog walking, laundry, grocery shopping, cooking, school runs, after school activities, drinking wine and keeping up with Thelma!!