Eats, shoots and leaves!!

Apparently I absolutely need to read this. I have no recollection of being taught grammar and punctuation at school, it is quite possible I was off that week having my leg set in a cast (first attempt at ice skating, only ever been once since and clung to the side the entire time, never again!). All right I know that they will have taught this for more than just a week, and it should have been reinforced throughout my schooling, but I clearly did not retain this information.

My husband is very OCD about this sort of stuff. Honestly, if you’d seen him reading my book the amount of huffing and puffing, eye rolling and sighing was just not true. Since then, bless him, he’s made several desperate and frustrating attempts to teach me the rules. Unfortunately part of my brain my has been pickled by gin, red wine and very expensive prescription drugs! Now what’s left of it is desperately trying to retain 41 years of other useless information.

So, we cut a deal. He would help me publish if I agreed to allow Lynne Truss to teach me what I should have learnt over 30 years ago. And, now that I’ve signed the contract I guess I have to keep my side of deal, especially as it happens to have now made it to the top of my ‘to read’ pile so I now have no excuse not to. However, between you and me, I was hoping to get away with it because now I now have a proper laptop and isn’t that what all those green wavy lines are for?

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4 thoughts on “Eats, shoots and leaves!!

  1. mhawser

    I have not read this book yet either (was on my list), my husband loved it to……word of warning though you may find it hideously boring and annoying.

    Reply
  2. Harliqueen

    My best friend edited my novella and made me realise and no absolutely nothing about grammar. I don’t know who I got on so well for so many years knowing so little about it 😀

    Reply
  3. Louise Lindley

    Glad to hear I’m not alone and that I could get by without reading this… but don’t tell my husband that!!

    Reply

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